Study Finds Goosebumps Caused By Psychotic Weirdo Masturbating To Old Photo Of You - The Onion (satire)

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The Onion (satire)Study Finds Goosebumps Caused By Psychotic Weirdo Masturbating To Old Photo Of YouThe Onion (satire)CHICAGO—A groundbreaking new study published Monday in The Journal Of The American Medical Association has found that goosebumps appear on the skin when a mentally unhinged weirdo is, at that very same moment, masturbating to an old photograph of you ...